Ray Stevens - It's Me Again Margaret lyrics

Well, there once was a
Feller named Willard McVane
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he'd
Slip off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone

It's me again, Margaret
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret, but I know you

Well, this upset the lady and
It gave her the blues
So she called up the police
Said What shall I do?
The chief of detectives came
Round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on
Her upstairs phone it's me again, Margaret
Hello, is this Margaret?
Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret
Are you naked?

Well, they called up Ma Bell and
They traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth
On the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad
With their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said

It's me again, Margaret
Hello? Is this, is this Margaret?
I know it's you, Margaret
I bet you can't guess what I'm doing

Well, they cuffed him and dragged
Him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call
'fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and
He cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone
And softly he spoke

'It's me again, Margaret
They got me, Margaret
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret
I know that but, I'll miss you
And when I get out, Margaret
I'm going to come over there
With an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
We'll have a good old time, Margaret!