Ray Stevens - Osama Yo' Mama lyrics

Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right
When you were young she must have
Wrapped yo' turban too tight
She should have kept you home
On those Arabian nights
It's plain to see - you need some therapy

Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better
Though I bet every day you
Did somethin' to upset her by the way
We got an answer to your anthrax letter
New York City's where it's from -
It's called a smart bomb

And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now
"You in a heap o' trouble son
Now just look what you've done!
Saw you on TV with yo' gun
Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing with ya
Told ya Dubya's gonna getcha"
And I can just hear Dubya sayin'
"You in a heap 'o trouble boy
And I don't think you will enjoy
Our game of search and destroy
Yeah, we got your terror right here
We gonna run it up your rear"

Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act
You've crossed the line too far this time
There ain't no turnin' back
You're startin' to remind us
Of another maniac
Yeah, you know who, he started World War Two

Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave
Now they say you're hangin' with
The bats in a cave
Well, pullin' off that sneak attack
Was not too brave
Kinda makes us remember the
Seventh of December

And I can hear yo' mama sayin' again, "Ooh
You in a heap o' trouble son
Now just look what you've done
Saw you on TV with that gun
Goodness me, I can't do a thing with ya
Told ya Dubya's gonna getcha"

And I can just hear Dubya sayin'
"You in a heap 'o trouble boy
And I don't think you will enjoy
Our game of search and destroy
Yeah, we got your terror right here
We gonna run it up your rear"

Osama yo' karma's really got you in a jam
But that's just what you get -
When you mess with Uncle Sam
Osama the Taliban is history
Nobody wants to see you
Startin' World War Three

Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last
Osama, just like you
It's future's in the past