Ray Stevens - Sex Symbols lyrics

Hey there, Jew-lio no, no, that's Julio
You make all the women tremble, hey Jew-lio
Julio, Julio you're a regular sex symbol
A Latin lover like no other
A Don Jew-won,  it's true eh, what?
Hey, but did you know, Jew-lio
I'm a sex symbol too?

Hey, Raymone yeah, Jew-lio?
You make all the women giggle
Must be my beard hey, Raymone
What is it?
You're a southern-fried sex symbol yeah
A one man band
You're funny and you have that certain charm
Yeah, I do hey, Raymone
I bet you'll kill 'em down on the farm

Sex symbols (Sex symbols)
Like Boxcar Willie or Ricardo Montalbán
Sex symbols (Sex symbols)
Yeah, like George "Goober" Lindsey, Valentino
We could go on and on
They all have that certain something
What it is, it's hard to tell
Maybe it's your voice, your looks, your tan
Or maybe it's your Tarzan yell
That's it, that's it

Hey, you know, Jew-lio? What's that?
I've seen you sing out there in Las Vegas
Yeah?
And I've watched all them good-lookin'
High-toned women
Throw their frilly unmentionables on stage
With their motel keys
Yes, and it's really embarrassing sometimes
Yeah, I know
Why, one night down in Valdosta, Georgia
I broke into "It's Me Again, Margaret"
And them orthopedic
Industrial-strength pantyhose
Literally filled the air you're kidding?
No, I'm not i tell you
All this sex appeal can be
A heavy cross to bear
Sex symbols (Sex symbols)
Yeah, like Grandpa Jones or Fernando Lamas
Sex symbols (Sex symbols)
Like Jerry Clower, Valentino
We could go on and on
They all have that certain something
Makes the women lose their poise
Maybe it's your long, black wavy hair
Or maybe it's your camel noise sex symbols

Hey, Raymone, have you ever been asked to
Pose for a magazine? Yeah, I sure have
Was it Playgirl or Cosmo?
No, it was a medical journal of some kind
I ate too much boiled okra one night
And broke out in a rash all over my body
They said they ain't never
Seen nothin' like it chihuahua
Then there was that time that Ripley's
Believe it or Not called up oh yeah?
Yeah, they wanted to come out yeah
Take some shots uh, huh
I was busy, though caramba
Yeah, I was posing for Field & Stream
I just caught an eight-pound smallmouth
Whoo, what a fight sex symbols