Ray Stevens - Taylor Swift Is Stalkin' Me lyrics

Ooh, I bet she's in the yard again
I'll have to call the cops
She follows me everywhere I go
 I can't make her stop
I swear sometimes she's been inside my
House when I've been gone
She's about to drive me crazy
Hey! let me tell ya what's going on

Taylor Swift is stalkin' me
(She's a little Lolita, she's a hussy
She's a tramp) she's stalkin' me
(Makes Delilah look like a girl scout, yeah
She's a vamp)
She's probably in the backyard now up
In that tall pine tree
With a pair of night vision
Goggles focused right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go, you know
It's plain to see (I bet she's in the camera
Shooting pictures in 3D)
Taylor Swift is stalkin' me oh Lord
I told her I knew you were trouble
After all you're just 22 she said
You belong to me and I'm only
Me when I'm with you
I'm writing songs about you
She said and she even wrote our song
Then she turned mean and said
No one's as cold as
You when I told her I was moving on

Now Taylor Swift is stalkin' me
(She's a little Lolita, she's a hussy
She's a tramp) she's stalkin' me
(Makes Delilah look like a girl scout
Yeah she's a vamp)
She's probably in the backyard now up
In that tall pine tree
With a pair of night vision
Goggles focused right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go you
Know it's plain to see
(I think she's planted a bug up under
The rug that you can't see)

She's stalkin' me! Hey!
Somebody! Help! Woaaaah

Ya know this is really happening
I'm being stalked by a super star
She said that our love story has
Put tears on her guitar
Her face is all over my TV screen and
On the cover of all my magazines
I see her every where I go, you know
This has gone too far

Taylor Swift is stalkin' me
(She's a little Lolita, she's a hussy
She's a tramp) she's stalkin' me
(Makes Delilah look like a girl scout
Yeah she's a vamp)
She's probably in the backyard now up
In that tall pine tree
With a pair of night vision
Goggles focused right on me
I swear she's everywhere I go you
Know it's plain to see
(I bet she's got a big hat pin
And a voodoo doll of me)
You know, she's stalkin' me!
I know I'm a hunk
Girls' been chasing me since 1989
I can't help it if I'm a hottie, it's a curse
I told her we are never getting together
She's not believing me, she'll
Jump then fall, text, twitter and call
She just keeps on bothering me
I know nobody believes me but you
Just up in that pine tree
There she is with them goggles on
I tell you Taylor Swift is stalkin' me what?
That's not her? It's a what?
A hootie owl?
Hey, let me see them binoculars
Oh, well, who'd of thunk it my bad!