Ray Stevens - Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens lyrics

On a chicken farm just
Downstream of Oak Ridge, tennessee
A nuclear reactor leaked
Some water accidentally
What happened next is like a
Horror story by Ralph Nader
That toxic waste leaked into
A brood house incubator

(Ooh ooh)

Inside that chicken coop they always
Kept the TV on
Said the programs helped the chicks to grow
Helped to keep them calm
As four little chickens put that
Heavy water down their gullets
A kung fu show was on the air
And something happened to those pullets
They began to grow and grow
With that kung fu show
Locked in they're brain
That's the only way we can explain

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens (Chickens)
Big as a house, strong as the dickens
(Dickens)
Anything they want is easy pickin's
For Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

One said his name was Fricassee
The second Cordon Bleu
The third was Cacciatore
The fourth they just called "Stew"

They could've been dangerous having grown
So big on heavy water
But they decided they would live their lives
On the side of law and order

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Roosters (Roosters)
Bad guys won't have it
Easy like they usedters (Usedters)
They come with Tae Kwon Do
And all the fixings
They're Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Yeah, we was just all down there at the barn
Holdin' the auction so we
Wouldn't lose the farm
When all of a sudden these four big
Pullets with black scarves
Around their foreheads
Come on down that hill
Yonder, surrounded them bankers
Pecked them on the head and
Dropped them like green persimmons!
He he, yeah
Then they went down there to the bottom forty
Start scratchin' around like chickens
Just want to do before you know it they play
Out that whole field, ready for plantin'!
Yeah, they saved our farm! Aheh!

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens (Chickens)
Big as a house, strong as the dickens
(Dickens)
Anything they want is easy pickin's
For Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Hey, cock-a doodle, dude!