Ray Stevens - The Global Warming Song lyrics

Now, here we have two real pioneers
Embarking upon a new career
Capitalizing on this "Global Warming" hype
Yeah,  they're the one's who brought you
The left handed hammer
And tried to market a recycled pamper
You could say the Gullible Brothers have
Always been the entrepreneurial type

But this next hare-brained Gullible venture
Could be earmarked as the major clincher
As to whether or not they'll be livin'
It up in their retirement age
They put all they had into one bankroll
Bought a bunch of land down at the South Pole
Eagerly awaiting the impending doom
Of "Climate Change!"
Hee, hee! Thereby being in the catbird
Seat in the new Florida!

And I'm all for working hard
To keep this planet clean
But man made Global Warming just don't
Make no sense to me
But, if you insist on buying
Into this media false alarm
I know a couple of guys who
Wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms!
Hee, hee, hee!

"Next up on the Real Estate Show
We have the Gullible Brothers
Live via satellite from the
East Coast of Antarctica
Hello, boys, are you on the line?"

"Y-y yeah, Hi, I'm B-Barry-v-very Gullible
And this
Is my y younger brother J-J-Justis Gullible
Thanks for having us on the s-sh-show"

"You bet what actually do you have
Available in the way of land?"

"W-we-well, we got this
Beautiful-beautiful homesites available
Ocean f-front once the
Ii-ice m-melts a little bit
You should - brr-r-r-r, gosh it's
Cold and we got some
B-be-beautiful f-farms more inland
Soon's we lose about forty feet of this
Snow huh, huh, Oh, lord!"

And I'm all for working hard
To keep this planet clean
But man made Global Warming just don't
Make no sense to me
But, if you insist on buying
Into this media false alarm
I know a couple of guys who
Wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms!
Hee, hee, hee! "Well, boys
What's the weather like down
There? Sounds cold!"

"W-w-we-well, it's n not too bad
S-say, sixty two below at the m-mo-moment
Wind chill's a h hunderd below
But spirit's are hi-high, we been told it's
Definitely gonna rise in a few, few
Little while it's
Uh record s-seven feet of snow b-but Al Gore
Said it's gonna be OK oh, Lord! Justis
Run! H he here comes
A P-po-polar Bear! Aggghhhhh!"

And I'm all for working hard
To keep this planet clean
But man made Global Warming just don't
Make no sense to me
But, if you insist on buying
Into this media false alarm
I know a couple of guys who
Wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms!
Hee, hee, hee!

"Well, we'd just to thank the Gullibles
For joining us today barry Gullible
Any last words for those who
May be looking to
Relocate once the rest of the world floods?"

"A-a ah, w-well, b-r-r-rrr! Ah-h-hh-hhhh
Ch-h-h-h-hhhh b-r-r-rrrr!"

"Oh, my goodness! OK, Justis, how about you?"

"E-e-er-rrrr, b-rr-r-rr-rrrr, ch-h-hh-h-hhhh
I cain't feel my feet!"