Ray Stevens - The Streak lyrics

Hello, everyone
This is your action news reporter with all
The news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the
Supermarket there seems to
Have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see
What happened?

Yeah, I did i's standin' overe
There by the tomaters
And here he come, running
Through the pole beans
Through the fruit's and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird and
I hollered over to Ethel
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But, it's too late
She'd already been incensed

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he
Can be of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

This is your action news reporter once again
And we're
Here at the gas station pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did i's just in
Here gettin my tires checked, he just
Appeared out of the traffic come streakin'
Around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothin' on but a smile
I looked in there
And Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered, "Don't look
Ethel!" But it was too late
She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front
Of the shock absorbers

He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

Once again, your action news reporter in
The booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball
Playoff pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did half time
I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow
Cone and here he come, right out
Of the cheap seats, dribbling
Right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothing but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out through the
Concessions stand i hollered up at Ethel, i
Said, "Don't look
Ethel!" But it was too late
She'd already got a free shot grandstandin'
Right there in front of the home team

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Here he comes again)
Look at that, look at that
(Who's that with him?)
The fastest thing on two feet
(Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?)
Look at that, look at that
(What do you think you're doin'?)
He's just as proud as he can be
(You git your clothes on) of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Ethel! Where you goin'?)
Look at that, look at that
(Ethel, you shameless hussy)
He likes to show off his physique
(Say it isn't so) look at that, look at that
(Ethel! Ethel)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique