Redman - Jerry Swinger Stickup lyrics
[Redman - Jerry Swinger Stickup lyrics]
Jerry: Welcome back to the Jerry
Swinger Show today's show
Talks about women who feels
Neglected in relationships
Now today we have on our show Mercedes and
We also have her boyfriend of 7 years
Uhmm Ray-Ray? Ro-Ro?
Ray-Ray: Nah, it's Ray-Ray motherfucker!
Jerry: Now that's what I've said now Mercedes
Why do you feel neglected by Leroy?
Ray-Ray: Ray-Ray MOTHERfuckER!
Mercedes: It's Ray-Ray and i'm
Tired of Ray-Ray's
Bullshit i'm tired of listen Jerry listen
I won't be asking for much this fat
Motherfucker every now and then to
Fucking wash my feet and maybe take
The wax out of my ears
Jerry: Well you should've married a Q Tip!
Ray-Ray: Ayo, hold up, hold up
Hold up ya'll! Let me say something
Hold up maybe I will
Wash her feet sometimes if she
Was the real woman
Jerry: How real do you have to
Be to get your feet washed?
Ray-Ray: Shit, I'm realer than that bitch
Jerry: Calm down
Calm down i'm just kidding uhhm
Well Ray-Ray I believe
That Mercedes brought you all the way down
Here to tell you something
Now Mercedes what is
It that you have to tell Ray-Ray?
Mercedes: Well Jerry I feel since Ray-Ray
Has been neglecting me i
Feel that I had to get
Out and get another man
Jerry: Another man well, would you
All like to see, what's his name?
Mercedes: Stewart
Jerry: Stewart would you all like
To see Stewart? Let's
Bring out Stewart welcome, Stewart
To the show oK, oK, OK now, Stewart
You in love with Mercedes
What's going on with that? Let us know
Talk to us
Stewart: Yes, I am in love with her uh
And I feel that
Ray-Ray mistreats her and I'm the
Better man, Jerry, I am, i love her
Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up, hold up jerry
This motherfucker works with me
Jerry: Looks like someone's been doing
A little bit of overtime
Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up
Hold up now, Jerry, i been taking your
Shit all show them marks, and
That shit from the audience, and then
Mercedes: Ray-Ray
Ray-Ray: Shut up bitch don't you say nothing
I had enough of your shit
Cause, I wouldn't be here if it
Wasn't for your stinkin' ass now
I think is about time that I let you
Mercedes: Ray-Ray!
Ray-Ray: And you bitch, and the
Audience know something this, is
A motherfucking stick-up! Steve, Steve, Steve
Sit your ass down
Cause you'll be the first mother fucker that
I shoot alright, everybody listen up i want
Your wallets, I want your chains
I want your rings, I want your
Earrings, I want your toe rings, i want
Your nosebitch, I ain't gonna tell you
Again, sit your ass down! Now, where
Was I? I want your credit cards
I want your gas cards, i want your
Supermarket cards, I want your easy pass, I
Want your refreshments, I want your Kit-Kats
I want your search, whatever you got
In your bag, and, uh, Jerry
Get your ass over here and
Give me my final thought
Jerry: I think you had the
Final thought in your hand
Ray-Ray: Now, you see
That's the sarcastic shit that
I'm talking about
Swinger Show today's show
Talks about women who feels
Neglected in relationships
Now today we have on our show Mercedes and
We also have her boyfriend of 7 years
Uhmm Ray-Ray? Ro-Ro?
Ray-Ray: Nah, it's Ray-Ray motherfucker!
Jerry: Now that's what I've said now Mercedes
Why do you feel neglected by Leroy?
Ray-Ray: Ray-Ray MOTHERfuckER!
Mercedes: It's Ray-Ray and i'm
Tired of Ray-Ray's
Bullshit i'm tired of listen Jerry listen
I won't be asking for much this fat
Motherfucker every now and then to
Fucking wash my feet and maybe take
The wax out of my ears
Jerry: Well you should've married a Q Tip!
Ray-Ray: Ayo, hold up, hold up
Hold up ya'll! Let me say something
Hold up maybe I will
Wash her feet sometimes if she
Was the real woman
Jerry: How real do you have to
Be to get your feet washed?
Ray-Ray: Shit, I'm realer than that bitch
Jerry: Calm down
Calm down i'm just kidding uhhm
Well Ray-Ray I believe
That Mercedes brought you all the way down
Here to tell you something
Now Mercedes what is
It that you have to tell Ray-Ray?
Mercedes: Well Jerry I feel since Ray-Ray
Has been neglecting me i
Feel that I had to get
Out and get another man
Jerry: Another man well, would you
All like to see, what's his name?
Mercedes: Stewart
Jerry: Stewart would you all like
To see Stewart? Let's
Bring out Stewart welcome, Stewart
To the show oK, oK, OK now, Stewart
You in love with Mercedes
What's going on with that? Let us know
Talk to us
Stewart: Yes, I am in love with her uh
And I feel that
Ray-Ray mistreats her and I'm the
Better man, Jerry, I am, i love her
Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up, hold up jerry
This motherfucker works with me
Jerry: Looks like someone's been doing
A little bit of overtime
Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up
Hold up now, Jerry, i been taking your
Shit all show them marks, and
That shit from the audience, and then
Mercedes: Ray-Ray
Ray-Ray: Shut up bitch don't you say nothing
I had enough of your shit
Cause, I wouldn't be here if it
Wasn't for your stinkin' ass now
I think is about time that I let you
Mercedes: Ray-Ray!
Ray-Ray: And you bitch, and the
Audience know something this, is
A motherfucking stick-up! Steve, Steve, Steve
Sit your ass down
Cause you'll be the first mother fucker that
I shoot alright, everybody listen up i want
Your wallets, I want your chains
I want your rings, I want your
Earrings, I want your toe rings, i want
Your nosebitch, I ain't gonna tell you
Again, sit your ass down! Now, where
Was I? I want your credit cards
I want your gas cards, i want your
Supermarket cards, I want your easy pass, I
Want your refreshments, I want your Kit-Kats
I want your search, whatever you got
In your bag, and, uh, Jerry
Get your ass over here and
Give me my final thought
Jerry: I think you had the
Final thought in your hand
Ray-Ray: Now, you see
That's the sarcastic shit that
I'm talking about