Regina Spektor - Reginasaurus lyrics

If I was a dinosaur i'd be a Reginasaurus
And if I knew a million English words
I'd have my own Spektor's thesaurus
If I was born in the merry month of May
Then I would be a Taurus
And if I had a little extra time on my hands
Then I'd surely join a chorus bum, bum, bum

If I was a philosophy
I'd be Registentianalism
And if people spoke using quotes of me
They'd speak Regina-isms
If i was a religion of me
Then my church would surely have a schism
They'd be Regewish and Registian and
Reguslim and Reguddhist and Regatheist
But they'd still be friends!

If I was a great big city i'd be Reginapolis
And no one would be hungry or cold
In my thriving metropolis unless, of course
They came down with a bad case of Reginitis
It's a headache, and a heartache
And a and a sunburn and a something
And something and an acute gastritis
Bum, bum, bum!

But, if I was a dinosaur
I'd be a Reginasaurus
And if I knew a million English words
I'd have my own Spektor's thesaurus
If I was born in the merry month of May
Then I would be a Taurus
And if I had a little extra time on my hands
Then I'd surely join a chorus