Regina Spektor - The Mustard Musketeers lyrics

The mustard musketeers
Traveled the world calming the fears
Of the ladies in waiting
'Twas a glorious time
Swords and swoons and magic harpoons
And white horseback riding

Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Da da dum da da da da the mustard musketeers
Huffed and they puffed till they
Puffed sway everyone's sorrows
And then they rode away
Into directionless dust and no one could
Say where they'd end up tomorrow

Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Da da dum da da da da da da dum da da da da

Time went by and they got older
Stars got hotter and days got colder
It's paper or plastic or paper or plastic
Or paper or plastic or paper or plastic

The mustard musketeers
Scaled their last castle wall
And went in undercover
One went in dressed like a priest
One went as a gardener
And one went in as a flower

Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey
Oom da da da oom pa pa oom pa pa hey