Reks - Stereotypes lyrics

You know I always thought
Stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it
And it goes a little something like this

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-d dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance
D-d dance to these stereotypes

Check it out now i love those fat Americans
You know they so obnoxious
They always eating burgers
They always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans the way they mow my lawn
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't
Know how to put a condom on uh, huh
'Cause that's the way they roll
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
And they're out of control
Like a Chinese driver

I love the Middle East
But how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels
I love Jamaicans yeah, they cool
But they're always high
So don't let them fool ya ya mon
And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass
About once a week and i'm just joking
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and
You're probably from Poland

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-d dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance
D-d dance to these stereotypes

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback redneck Australians
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
And those creepy Italians who
Think they're smooth mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French
Yeah, I know their hairy women
Don't shave their pit's
Brazilian girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba dunk-a dunk

I love Africans, but hold up a second
National Geographic says they're
All butt-nekkid
Breasts hanging low what have they
Done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up
A Colombian's nose
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist
Even Russian guys who drink
Vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them
Then your brain is small like a Korean penis

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-d dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance
D-d dance to these stereotypes

All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
They hump sheep they hump sheep
They hump sheep
I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-d dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance
Dance dance to these stereotypes

Yeah i'm just playing
You know I love you guys
But seriously, don't hump any sheep