Relient K - Silly Shoes lyrics

Pepperoni! (And it was all just a dream)
(baby, rap song)

I'm the confused necklace I
Keep getting restless
Eating 20 lbs of pasghetti for breakfast
Still showing up on your
"10 Best Dressed" list
I told you my name is MC defenseless
Duct tape wrapped around my feet
Held hostage before the big track meet
14 feet from 18th street
I know for a fact that you think i'm neat

Yo, you stick around like a fly on the wall
With surround sound you found that
You hear it all when it all comes through I
Hear you say subdued:
(I never thought money really
Mattered to you)
When all the kings horses and
All the kings men
Took all the kings credit and
They started to spend
It all on the worthlessness a tragedy went
(You're moving in with your aunty
And uncle in Bel Air)

(Ladies and gentlemen
The worst freestyle rapper ever)
Um uh give me a second uh shoot!
Um uh alright, here we go

Apples are green and carrots are orange
And then they go and then you go
Whatnothing what rhymes with orange?
Oh geez, I really am bad
Just gimme, gimme a second
(naw man, you're done)

Who's that wearing those silly shoes?
(We are wearing those silly shoes)
Well I really hate those silly shoes
(Well we really like those silly shoes)
Please stop wearing those silly shoes
(We won't stop wearing our silly shoes)
(They're just shoes, man)
Well I've learned to respect your silly shoes
(The respect we'll use so that we won't lose)
Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes?
(Man, quit talking about those silly shoes)
You say I'm boring, but I say hardly
(let's get together have a pizza party)
PIZZA PARTY! PEPPERONI!

(And it was all just a dream) forever