Relient K - The Vinyl Countdown lyrics

To the best, to the best of our knowledge we
Are doing are best to fight technology
'Cause back when our parents
Were in college we
Weren't even born and neither were CD's
'Cause when our folks listened to
Their rock 'n roll
They'd gather 'round and play
It on their turntables
But these days their records
Are all worthless
'Cause DJ's scratch their records on purpose

'Cause they just burn the MP3's onto
Their stacks of blank CD's
And during all that arsony
Their records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids
'Cause no one knows what vinyl is

'Cause these days kids, they are so ignorant
They have no clue what to
Do with their 7 inch
They say, "It won't play
It's my CD player's fault!
I'll take it to the park
And play some Frisbee golf
So, give me side A, give me side B
It really doesn't make any difference to me
I tried to burn it like all the CD's I get
But what the heck is all
This melted plastic mess?"

'Cause they just burn the MP3's onto
Their stacks of blank CD's
And during all that arsony
Their records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids
'Cause no one knows what vinyl is

So let's put this in a perspective
In the present day in which we live
It's all the same with all the kids
No one knows what vinyl is