Richard Cheese - A Medley This Is lyrics
[Richard Cheese - A Medley This Is lyrics]
Chalman's Mos Eisley Spaceport
Cantina i'd like
To thank LivePlanet for booking
Us tonight tonight
We actually had a concert in Alderaan
But it got cancelled they didn't
Tell us why and
Last week, we had to play at this wedding
In Naboo and the couple that got married
I got to be honest with you
They were annoying they were really the
Worst and the wedding party
Too, bunch of weirdos
So annoying so meso really happy
To be back is there anyone thanks for flying
In for the show!
How many people came in a starship? Bobby!
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop cause we’re so high
Let's do this one more time
Nicki Minaj
What planet did she come from? I
Bet it has two moons! Boom!
Frank, no rimshot? I think my drummer's
Got a bad motivator frank
Don't make me deactivate
Your paycheck rimshot
Did anyone catch a ride in the
Millennium Falcon? Were you ridin' Solo?
I'm putting on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumpin' in my ride
I'm heading out tonight
I'm solo, I'm riding solo
I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, sooloooo
I'm feeling like a star
You can't stop my shine
I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm riding solo
I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, sooloooo
You know who else is ridin'
Solo? Princess Leia! rimshot
Thank you, Frank that's more like it
Han Solo is the best by the
Way, is Greedo here? Hey, greedo! I
Think Han is coming in later make
Sure you shoot first i'm serious
You'll thank me later
Bobby, let's do another song
About the Millennium Falcon!
Remember that timewhen they saw
The Death Star?
Fly Me To The Moon
That's no moon, that's a space station!
Thank you, try the wamp rat! Anyway folks
It's exciting to be on Luke
Skywalker's home planet of Tattooine
There's an interesting history to
Mos Eisley Spaceport
The was founded by two brothers
The Eisley Brothers let's do
Some Isley Brothers!
Who's that lady? Who's that lady?
Sexy lady, who's that lady?
Thank you! And speaking of sexy ladies hi!
Hi baby! You are a lady
Right? It's hard to tell it in
Here listen, after the show
What'd say I come over
And stabilize your rear
Deflector? rimshot Maybe we could
Lock our S-foils
In attack position? rimshot Maybe
You could polarize the
Negative access of my power coupling? rimshot
You know, I was wondering if you
Can keep up the Force
It's got a lot of power and
It makes me feel like woo!
Keep on with the force don't
Don't stop 'til you get enough
Keep on with the force don't
Don't stop 'til you get enough
How about a big round of
Applause for the Force, right? It surrounds
Us, it penetrates us sounds like
My wedding night rimshot Thanks
Frank impressive
And there is so much happening with
The Force, and the Rebellion, and the
Republic, the First Order, and the Resistance
But for me, ladies and gentlemen
My resistance is love!
Love is our resistance
They'll keep us apart and they won't
To stop breaking us down
Muse, ladies but we'd better
Not get too political
Give an equal time to the Empire
Have we had any Sith lords landing? I heard
Darth Vader just flew in from Mustafar
And I heard that his arms are severed
Rimshot A lot of arm jokes, tonight sorry
Oh, did you hear that? Darth
This one's for you!
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh no!