Richard Cheese - The Star Wars Cantina Parody Song lyrics
[Richard Cheese - The Star Wars Cantina Parody Song lyrics]
Her name was Leia she was a princess
With a danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So R2-D2, found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star
Plans into the Rebellion's hands
So, Luke and Obi Wan had to get to Alderaan
So, they went to Mos Eisley to
Have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
His name was Solo he was a pilot
With a blaster at his side and
A smile twelve parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca he was a wookie
They met with Luke and Obi
Wan about the Millennium Falcon
Docking Bay 94 stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
Now there's an arm on the floor
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
His name was Yoda he was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
And by the way he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister his hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean jabba had bad hygiene!
Why didn't they all just
Relax back on Tatooine?
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Star Wars star Wars Cantina
With a danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So R2-D2, found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star
Plans into the Rebellion's hands
So, Luke and Obi Wan had to get to Alderaan
So, they went to Mos Eisley to
Have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
His name was Solo he was a pilot
With a blaster at his side and
A smile twelve parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca he was a wookie
They met with Luke and Obi
Wan about the Millennium Falcon
Docking Bay 94 stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
Now there's an arm on the floor
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
His name was Yoda he was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
And by the way he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister his hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean jabba had bad hygiene!
Why didn't they all just
Relax back on Tatooine?
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
Star Wars star Wars Cantina
Star Wars star Wars Cantina