Rittz - Santa Comes Again lyrics

And now our feature presentation
It's Rittz bitch

I just finished cooking Christmas
Dinner for my parents mashed potatoes
Baby carrots and a tin that's full of beef
December 20-something, don't remember, just
The kids have gone to sleep (Shh)
Mom and Dad was drinking Captain Morgan
Tad too many, had too many
Asked if they could pack a bowl
I told 'em "Fuck the weed"
"Let's do a dab instead"
They've never tried a dab besides
Fuck, my mom was panicking
She was struggling just to breathe
Told my dad she wanna leave
Told 'em "Don't forget your gifts"
They decidеd they too drunk to drive
Told my wife
"It's finally mе and you" I said
"I got a secret too
I wanted to surprise you so I
Bought some ecstasy to do"
The neighbors on the side of us
A party in the street
It's true someone got too drunk and
Left and wrecked into a vehicle

Felt the small effects from all the X I took
Was starting to peak
I was hard and she was drenched
Can't believe she left my dick
It was big and stretching out the
Grinches on my boxer briefs
Started getting freaky
Doing shit we won't discuss again
Fuckin' in the wrong position 'cause
A sudden muscle cramp i had on a Santa hat
My beard was really scruffy then
Cracked a nut
Said "That's enough 'til Santa comes again"

Ho, ho, ho merry Christma