Riverdales - I Think About You During the Commercials lyrics

I can't sleep at night
And I can't sleep at day
The TV din is keeping me awake
The worms are crawling in
The worms are crawling out
The worms are playing poker on my snout

The theory of relativity's
Finally starting to make sense to me now
And I'm worried
'Cause the algebra I never passed
Is becoming rather fascinatingly of you
I think about you during the commercials

I try to keep you away
I think about you during the commercials
Every day, stuck in my brain
Growing Pains don't do a thing
Except sometimes when Jason talks to Mike
And they really communicate

You start as just a head
In The Brain That Wouldn't Die
On Mystery Science Theater last night
But when I get too drunk
And start picturing your face
I think about the girls of Melrose Place

Consider all the possibilities
Ushered in by new technology
One million channels tV Guide says Fonzie's
I think that's news we should be proud of
As Americans

I think about you during the commercials
I try to keep you away
I think about you during the commercials
All the time, stuck in my mind
But when the break is over, I
I wonder why the Meathead
Never gets the business end of Archie's boot
Like me and you like me and you