Robin Williams, Batty Koda - Batty Rap lyrics

Let me tell you a story and it's all about
(zAP)

Yo, the name is Batty, the logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket, toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal

All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!

I been brain-fried, electrified
'fected and injectified
Vivisectified and fed pesticide
My face is all cut up
Cause my radar's all shut up
Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up
I'm Batty!
It seems to have no effect, Doctor
Get me another one get me another animal!

They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires green wires stuck
Em' right through me! So hear my Batty word
And exercise a little prudence
When dealing with humans

Phone call for Mister Darwin! Phone call!
If all the graduate students
Would please move closer
Scalpelmore nitrous oxide Thomas
The Eye makeup, when inserted rectally
Has some effect remove the brain cap
If you notice
By dipping the bat in a series of paints
After 600 packs of cigarettes, the animals
Seem to exhibit some carcinogenic tendencies
Mister white courtesy phone! I said ORALLY!
Oh god, I'm reading by my genitals!
I don't care what you think
You're a graduate student! Just do it!
Insert the elecyou're losing him!
All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!
Get me another one! Get me ANOTHER ANIMAL!
Look professor, they dance up and down
Just like Elvis!
Fineif you could just put himstrap
Him down, if he moves, medicate him
Medicate him! MEDICATE HIM!
Medicate meeeeee!
It seems to have no effect, doctor
Thank you nursewhy don't you ever call me?
As you see
The animals don't really feel pain
They just get used to it!

Cause I'm a real fruit bat
And I'm ready to rap i'm ready to snap
I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips
And jock itch! Like a rocket in my pocket
And a need to scratch, ah!
But now I can't stop it i'm Batty
(Batty, Batty) i'm Batty (Batty Batty)

I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic
I'm Batty
(Batty, Batty) i'm Batty (Batty Batty)
It's my Batty rap!
Shave his head, you idiot
It's just an ANIMAL! My Batty rap!
Just take a little off the side that'll beow!
My Batty rap! Who's Batty?
Moi