Robin Williams - Blame Canada lyrics

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on tv? No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!

Don't blame yourself for your son, Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan

And my boy, Eric
Once had my picture on his shelf
But now when he sees me
He tells me to (OH) myself

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Because when Canada is gone
There'll be no more Celine Dion
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway

Kenny could have been a doctor
Or a lawyer, rich and true
Instead he burned up
Like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too blame Canada!
Blame Canada! All I can say is
"Oy gevalt - it's Canada's fault!"

Everybody!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With Bryan Adams beady eyes
Margaret Trudeau friendly thighs
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada, foooor
The smut we must cut the trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks
Of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!