Robyn Hitchcock - Give Me a Spanner Ralph lyrics

You know one time I knew a guy called Ralph
Seems like a really long time ago now, but
He was a friend

Well there's guys like Hoyst
That gotta be moist girls like Joanna
With a modern day manner mamas like Joyce
With her turned up voice
The eyes-apple handles
That taste of a triple banana
Oh, Ralph, give me a spanner
That's what I want
Well, there's guys like Raymond
That gotta be dim cats like John
That gotta be dumb unlike him
You come in with a guise that can handle the
Pace of a young iguana
Please, Ralph, give me a spanner
Come on, Ralph, that's what I want