Robyn Hitchcock - The Cheese Alarm lyrics
[Robyn Hitchcock - The Cheese Alarm lyrics]
All of these cheeses they happen to me
Oh please
Rough pecorino and moody Rams Hall
Stop me before I just swallow it all
Oh please
Somebody ring the cheese alarm oh please
Somebody ring the cheese alarm
Goats' cheese cylinder, tangy and white
Roll over me in the flickering night
Oh please
Chaume and Jarlsberg, applewood smoked
"The pleasure is mine, " he obligingly joked
Oh please
Somebody ring the cheese alarm oh please
Somebody ring the cheese alarm
Hey now, Fletcher, don't keep me up late
I can't even fit into size thirty-eights
Oh please
Juddering Stilton with your
Blue-blooded veins
You can't build a palace without any drains
Oh please oh please
Oh please
Half the world starving and
Half the world bloats
Half the world sit's on the other and gloats
Oh please
Truckle of cheddar in a muslin rind
Would you give it all up for
Some real peace of mind? Oh no