Robyn, Swingfly - Curriculum Vitae lyrics

(Spoken) konichiwa Records Headquarters

What are you, stupid?
I told you no eating in my jacuzzi
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, get me studio one
Listen, I want some rain, thunder
And some hells bells, alright?
Just tell him to stick to the script, ok?
Do it listen
You can not stop this
You can not escape it and
You can't turn it off
So I'd appreciate your kind
Consideration in this matter
Sir or Mam would you please
Turn it the fuck up do it

I present to you unleashed in the east
Best dressed in the west sorted in the north
Without a doubt in the south
The queen of queenbees lioness of Juda
Phoenix from the ashes risen
Undefeated, undisputed
Featherweight champion
On all five continents

World record holder with a high score
Of two gazillion in Tetris
Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize
For super foxiest female ever
And war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra

She split the atom, invented the x
Ray, the cure for AIDS
And the surprise blindfold greeting
She performed and choreographed
The fights for bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
And Game of Death and still does stunt
Doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali
And even outsuperfreaked Rick James
She's the founder and CEO
Of Konichiwa Records
The most decorated professional
Field operative in
The industry and in the streets
With a perfect track record
Since kindergarden where
She used to whoop schoolboy ass

She's listed in section 202 of the
United Nations Security Act of 1979
As being too hot to wear
Tight sweaters on international airspace

In this world of tension, pressure and pain
She is known by men and women
Of all origin and faith
For her wisdom, compassion, and relentless
Determination in the quest to get paid