Rod Stewart, Elton John - Makin' Whoopee lyrics

Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes (Lots of shoes) a lot of rice
The groom is nervous (Scared to death)
He answers twice it's really killin'
That he's so willin' to make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washin' dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
But don't forget, folks
That's what you get folks for makin' whoopee

Another year, or maybe less
What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee

She sit's alone (All alone)
Most every night (Every night)
He doesn't phone (Oh no) , he doesn't write
He says he's busy but she says, "Is he?"
He's makin' whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, "You'll pay six to her" (No way)
He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
The judge said, "Budge, right into jail"
(Alone) i'd better keep her
Oh man, I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)

Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)
Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)
Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)
Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)
Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)

They, they wrote this for you, Rod