Roger Miller - Hard Headed Me lyrics

Well he gave me fair warning
He said let him alone
But, I'd had one too many
And refuse to go home
Then I said somethin' awful and
Then so did he and he hit me and hurt me
And my eyes couldn't see
Hard hard headed me I spoke out
Of turn once too often
I'd be better off in my coffin hard headed me

Well she gave me fair warning
Many times my wife said
She said if you aim to keep
Me quit your fool hearty ways
I said now listen woman you
Better leave me alone
How long is forever that's how
Long she'll be gone hard hard headed me

Then they gave me fair warning all
The folks in my town
They said if you ain't gonna straighten
Up we're gonna expell one clown
I said now just a minute here
You can't do me this way
How far is to the next
Town I'm walking that away
Hard hard headed me