Royce da 5'9" - I'm Me Freestyle lyrics

The hottest hottest under the sun
(Nasty, baby, brrr) Dad! (Brrr! Brrr)
Royce da 5'9"!
Ain't nobody fucking with me, man
This is a Invasion!
A-A-And you already know that, pimpin'
Cash Money Records, where dreams come true
Bar exam 2, nigga! It's
A motherfucking holiday, bitches!
(Brrr) Dad! (Brrr! Brrr)
Somebody gon' tonight
A-A-And you already know that, pimpin'
You are now listening to the sounds of
A man that doesn't give a fuck! Ayy, it's
(yenoM hsaC) Records, man, a lawless gang
Royce da 5'9"

Yeah, I got money on my mind (Ah)
That's why I'm twice on my grind (Grind)
I'm nice 'cause I rhyme like it's
My life on that line (Line)
The second I'm provoked
I snap into a point that ain't controllable
Then, it's either war or another quotable
(Ah) don't let me get a hold of you dudes
I murder you on camera
Get Kelly's lawyer and get a mole removed
(Aha) i probably shouldn't have said
That fuck y'all!
On the record, off the record
If I'm on the record, i'ma off the record
(Ah) i need a push when I'm tired of rhyming
Go 'head diss me
'cause me and George Bush got a lot in common
We both got no sense, we love to go to war
And we stay looking for
Weapons of mass destruction (Tss, ah)
This industry is Hilary Clinton
Literally listen
You ain't got no choice now roll with a nigga
If you twisted enough to
Picture a devil mixed
With a angel that's sick
Drunk inside a Range Ro' that's this
Wish I could stick every rapper in
This bitch in the building
Let 'em cypher while I fly
A plane through that bitch (Tss, ah)
'Cause, I hate y'all
I'm tri-polar with the eight ball
I want you on my album
I'll pull out the K and make y'all (Brrrat)
In case y'all wanna share my light
I'ma tell it like it is fuck it
It's my Jeremiah Wright (Yessir)
I'm a motherfucking problem
I don't care if y'all don't like
Times three, nigga I'm me, nigga

The Evil Genius! Green Lantern!
I'm me, nigga

Big dick, bitch big balls
We the kind that supply the
Rock like Chris Paul (Ah)
The same kind that aim nines
Insane conscience
And then, we get rid of the rock
Like Dwayne Johnson
Ladykiller, the fly version of Orenthal
(Yessir) you ain't got no DUIs
Then you prolly a cornball (Ah)
Wittiest! If you call a laptop "a labtop"
You sound like a scientist
But, you prolly a idiot (Ah)
Your stories ain't holding up
(Ah) , y'all niggas lying
Got me thinking y'all either too young
Or y'all ain't old enough (Ah)
Niggas saying
"When Royce gon' stop beefing with rappers?"
Bitch, when Hell freeze over
And Wayne sober up
By the way, fuck all DJs! I'm just kidding
(I'm just kidding)
I just threw that in there
To get y'all attention
No intention of ever dying
Nigga life too sweet
Two words for who don't like
Me: "Fight" and "me"
I take care of my fam'ly
They say, "Do the kid rock, like Pam Lee?"
The answer's yes! (Yes)
And I invest it takes money to make money
So I make green off Green like Stan Lee
Smart shit! I ain't got beef
With no Joe Budden
Y'all gon' get one of these
Niggas killed tryna start shit
Niggas hired muscle 'cause living
Is a privilege only rapper I admire for
His strength is Xzibit

It's It's It's an invasion! I'm me, nigga
Green Lantern, drop that shit!

I killed it, right away (Ah)
Soon as you cross
Go 'head you got the right of way
Give a nigga iron like a vitamin, play
I will ride up in broad day
And night a nigga day (Brrrrat)
Drunk! I'm a recovering outpatient
You at the top
You shot your spot is now taken
Psychotic is the ploy how the fuck
You rapping and you gay?
And you been spotted with a boy
Like a Dalmatian?
I switch up, I prolly be instantly selling
Got a clip full of pellets
Known as "MC Repellent"
While you talking 'bout your money and
I can't have none of it
I'll hit a nigga low
Just for the Zab fun of it
I will never lose, never lost I'ma prove it
Except for my virginity
But, I was tryna lose it
I be on some Tom Cruise shit
Standing on the couch in the club
Laughing 'bout my dime new chick (Oh)
She the shit, but if you ask her, she useless
I'm in her pocket, 'cause I
Got a rocket down under, like Houston
So I'ma keep being me
And you should keep being you
If being you offends me, indeed
It's gon' be me and you
But understand that, if it's that
It's either gon' be me or you
So pump your brakes before I do you
Like a got a key to you
Shut your power off, I'm G-A-N-G
S T-arr yes, we are! Bitch, I'm (gunshot)