Rustage, Shao Dow, Shwabadi, Connor Quest, Breeton Boi - UK BIAS lyrics

You lot are bastards
We bringing 5 guys like it's taskmaster
Bitesize like the bbc
We be schooling kids like their step fathers
You can write a diss
But I'm writing shit
Over all of it with a red marker
It's Get's harder
I can't not die I just stay
In my zone like commanders

We the best party like Reykjavik Iceland
They joke to themselves like
It's Arkham Asylum
I shut down their missiles
Like corbyn on Trident
They thicker than any the
Chicks off love island
They know that I rock with
My peers like it brighton
My crew pulling up for the hunt like orion


They envy the way that we rapping
So they run their mouth up online
And start calling it bias

In the streets like the wombles
We "Make Good Use of your Bad Rubbish"
Bring the heat apple crumble
I keep extra plate in my Hand luggage

Laugh at your shit like a Jolly roger
I got bars with a twist like an artful dodger
On the beat you get hit
Like it's cops and robbers
Give a pound they shut up like
Gym locker

Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Bias bias bias
They want smoke but they won't light fires
Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Can't fuck with us, come try us
You can't fuck with the UK bias

This ain't a bias
This is defiance
Stoking the fires
A call to the fighters
We paved the lane that y'all ride on
You biters
Golden, we Midas
You talk bout holding the gold
You some liars
The only gold that you know comes
Up from a deep fat fryer

Silence, I don't want a snippet from you bro
I just wanna hit this lick and go
Squad blocks opps like pick and roll
Y'all be some coffee beans
Y'all too bitter from the roast
Get offa twitter, take a joke
Storming the stage, we take control

Of course I'm biased
Self employed and my boss is an arsehole
I don't like lying but I
Keep a cannon on kit
Like I kick it with Arsenal
Stupid fucks claim "you don't
Live this life"
Well you don't recognise a metaphor
My baggage excessive, I need to express it
And that's what I rap bout the metal for

Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Bias bias bias
They want smoke but they won't light fires
Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Can't fuck with us, come try us
You can't fuck with the UK bias

Call me hotheaded
But shit has been pissing me off
To next level degrees
Not having a meltdown
I'm just airing thoughts
Cool off with the breeze
Clearly now the best
At what I was trying to be
Trust me that was never you
Cause no man does quite like me
Where's your performance?
Where's all your tour stops?
Where's your endorsements?
Where's your support slots?
Just like the way, you are with the dames
It's too premature to be firing your shot
Don't mean to BM
But seeing it hurts
You're in her DM's
But she's in my merch
It's not a shock that my tweets
Leave a sting
Cause they've had no one teach 'um
The bees and the birds
Don't gas me up
Because my ego's tripping
I might grab the pump
And drink the diesel in it
Light a match with my tongue
Swallow that with a gulp
Just to show you that I have the guts
You're never not matching up
In case you turds had doubts
My time's not infinite
So even If I curse you out
None spare for you yapping at me
So please leave a message after the beep

Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Bias bias bias
They want smoke but they won't light fires
Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Can't fuck with us, come try us
You can't fuck with the UK bias

Hah, I told 'em I'm the next up in Nerdcore
They thought I was a sheep till they lil bro
Peeped now they wishing they came
Thru and heard more
Said it might be Splatoon the way I use
My ink to take over the scene
It's a turf war
Let 'em know that we rep the UK
You repping who they?
Bat to his head make him cave in, Bruce Wayne

We hit the default dance on his new grave
Got the place cracking like Edward Newgate
100Ms off a track on my Usain
Thought I'm sick now
Just you wait till the new strain

Listen, cause I can put a man in a hearse see
If I'm rolling with Shao and
You don't bring dough
Things tend to get a lil bit cursey

Put a man in a predicament thinking it's okay
I know that he sick of
Just seeing us on stage
Sharingan they way that I'm seeing
Through all the fakes
Always joking bout the tea but
Consuming the whole thing

They just mad that the boi done been shining
So I'm not surprised by the
Way that you throw shade
The opposition try to find me
Then it's Megumi to Dagon
We aim at your dome mane
(blaow)

Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Bias bias bias
They want smoke but they won't light fires
Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Can't fuck with us, come try us
You can't fuck with the UK bias

In a culture clash we wear bowler hats
Clothes are black
This'll go one way like a cul-de-sac
I already told the lads
If he a Roland Rat
Go ahead and East End him
Close the chap
Around here we wear trousers
And we spell centre correctly
But if they wanna RE
Then send 'em to the ER for a bit
Of free health care you get me
Show em real football
Kick 'em in the testes
I don't cockney
I break knee
Tell a bredder to take heed
It's for your safety
Try to feta I straight bries
And tell 'em say cheese
Send a fella to hades we'll never make peace
I don't like you
Reiki catch these hands
You're rabies
'Cos you're getting on my nerves and glands
And lately
I've been working on the perfect plan
To take nerdy music further to
The world and fans
So lemme flex on 'em
Yeaahh
You're lucky I don't release weekly
Flex on 'em
Buddy you know you can't beat me
Flex on 'em
Study my flow it's so beastly
Flex on 'em
I'm deadlifting 'em, look
Them man are shook
My life's a manga you don't get booked
Don't try us
Your crew ain't giants
So you stay quiet
Bow down to the UK bias

Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Bias bias bias
They want smoke but they won't light fires
Bias bias bias
You can't fuck with the UK bias
Can't fuck with us, come try us
You can't fuck with the UK bias