Salt-N-Pepa - Doper Than Dope lyrics

Ah, to the beat y'all yes, yes, y'all
Salt and Pepa's here with a brand new call
People are saying, "No
It just can't be them"
But yes, it's Salt and Pepa on the mic again

Here to let you know how the rhymes just go
When it's time to pick up the microphone
And let the voice flow
So yo, Steevee-O, let the beat go
Whether it's fast or slow or medium tempo
No one can ever flow smooth as this
Whether he's a Mister or she's a Miss
So come one, come all, ya gotta bust a sound
Or rather the rhyme will just gather around
To see the doper than dope ones
Fulfill the circumference
Go out and buy an amp so
That you can pump this

It's startin' to irk me, yo, Salt
What irks you? Other MCs couldn't fill up
A circle with fans
While we were on vacation you
Couldn't complete your end
Salt and Pepa now we're
Back and again featuring
Spinderella, she's not a fella but a pro
And on the wheels of steel good to go
Cuttin' up a storm
Sometimes it's frightning
First comes the rain then
Strike the lightning
Doper than dope, can anyone cope?
Yes, a maybe, ahh - nope
So why do you persist and try?
Look me right in the eye and
Tell me are you that fly?
That you can pick up the microphone
We stake the mic alone
Hope that you never run into Salt and Pepa
Cuz we're doper than dope

Yo, it's been a long time
But now we're back
Salt and Pepa's gettin' funky on
A brand new track
And more up-to par, swift like a car
Stickin' to your mouth like rooftop tar
Leaving a scar on those who spar
So pass the cigar, get a drink from the bar
Lyrics gonna flood your mind
Like the reservoir here they are
Come and join the Salt and Pepa seminar
The rhymes are refined
Some call them bizarre
But they can catch your ears
Like a bass guitar and speakin' of base
Why did ya in the first place?
Walkin' around town till I see
You face to face
You didn't wanna speak so I rested my case
And now you're feelin' kinda fragile
Like an antique vase
But don't worry friends or even give up hope
Cuz this time we're hyper than
Hype on the mic call us doper than dope

Spinderella, where ya at?
Give us a funky scratch
This is it, this is it
Gettin' doper than doper than dope can get
Uh, hit me two times

Three-two-one break down, ya broke up
Cuz you started speakin' when you
Shouldn't have spoke up
You went the wrong way
You shouldn't have tried
To dis Salt and Pepa
Cuz half-steppers gettin' fried
Cuz these females at five minutes a beat
Is all it takes for us to
Take control seven days a week
You're wack, stick to your skeezin' please
And let's not waste time on the weak MCs
Cuz they're unreal, and we're the real deal
Cuz we reveal the real sex appeal
Yo, fellas, you want some, come and get some
Doper than dope rhymes so I can hit some
Musical notes that can hypnotize
Keep your eyes on the lips, hips, and thighs
Try to concentrate on the whole scenery
Cuz this is Salt and the Pepa MC
Yo, here to rock right
With the Idolmakers clan there's Steevee-O
Hurby the Luv Bug and also
The Invincibles, Fat Doug, Dre, and Bougie
And much more so get your VCR
And pick my Fuji tape
And rush for your house, don't move slow
Cuz you might miss the main
Idols in the video
You guessed it, yes, it's no joke
Salt and Pepa's on the mic gettin' (what?)
Gettin' doper than doper than
Doper than dope

Enough (Why?) , cuz this ain't your average stuff
And when it comes to rockin' rhymes
Salt and Pepa don't bluff
We were the Showstoppers that took your men
We made you shake it then you push it
And we started a trend
But this trend is kinda different
It's not a gold rope
This time it's Salt and Pepa
Spinderella gettin' doper than dope