Salt-N-Pepa - Emphatically No lyrics

Well I ain't sweet sweet
Hoochie coochie moody
Brown-skinned cutie with a big booty
And two big tootie-toots up front, check it
Your butt naked premonitions have been dissed
Mr me-Being-A-Ho has just drifted
Into the abyss
So we won't twist up like pretzels
And set your sights on
A bona-fide ho requisites
If any of these sentences have you confused
I'll make it simple just for you, check it

No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no
No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no

(Next verse, time to make your head burst)

Baby, I just met you
How could you expect me to respect you
And lay next to you in the bedroom?
And let you boom boom pow
Pow with my face down
Just because you think I'm cute?
I got suit's, boots and all of your pursuit's
Have led to the bed so we can go loop-de la
So we can go loop-de lay
I'm not your baby, I don't wanh-wanh
You pitiful excuse for a house trained pet
You're just stress and aggravation
Just because you said come over
Don't mean I wanna smell
Your stinkin' breath so

No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no
No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no

Listen, mister, you may possess the BM
Yes, we could be friends or perhaps we
Could go out on a date then againno
Cuz you get no wins for Salt-N-Pepa
We're more than just a pair of flavor skins
Dig it, y'all grand finale
We're on our way to Cali first-class
So Mr, I truly wish you would dash
And stop rubbin' up on my butt cheeks, see?!

No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no
No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no

Hell no, now bust it
Yes, I'd like a drink, but I don't think
That you can get me drunk enough
To lay with your skunk onion patch armpit's
Make me wanna hawk and spit
Hawk! Spit-tooie! Groovy guy you're not
Glances at my chest
Freshie, you're lusting for my flesh
Swole like a mole that can't find his hole
Yo, cousin
The hornets keep buzzin' as I say

No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no
No, you can't get my number
No, I'm not going home with
You after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no