Sandpeople - It’s True lyrics
[Sandpeople - It’s True lyrics]
I’m almost famous if "famous" was
Another word for "unknown"
Bein’ humble’s a given
A set up goals and live within my means
It’s nothin’ fancy, but I’m livin’ my dreams
I’m not that rapper makin’ millions or
Flossin’ on the TV screen
I’m just tryna pay the bills so
I can watch some TV
Seein’ as how it’s a window to
A world that’s not right
Full of dumbass people who make me
Feel better about my own life
So you could ride our dicks for a sec
Then add it to your list of regrets
But show the kid some respect
‘cause he consistently wrecks
When performin’, rep the Thorn City and set
With two crews, that’s over thirty dudes
And most have never heard the music
It’s SP and OD, but on the flipside
When your DJ stands for day job
It’s not very Hip Hop
Good night, I’m through killin’ it
Quit wavin’ ya white flags
I don’t care what you might say
I won’t be listenin’ to you anyways
And if y’all believing this then cool
Understand that what I’m saying, it’s true
Listen, I’m- I’m not lying
Give me the- give me the- the- the truth
And if y’all believing this then cool
Understand that what I’m saying, it’s true
So what do I do when
Real life gets too boring?
He- he tells- he- he tells a story
I’m not gonna rant about
How abominous gossip is
You’ve got it twisted if you think it’s
Only women caught up in it
So here’s a taste of
The latest Sapient bulletin
I’ll tell you all you need to know
(Or at least make up some bullshit)
Like, I’m compulsive, yea, I’m obsessive too
I’m alright, i just gotta touch the wall
Twice before I exit rooms
Me, me, me, me, me, I talk about myself
That’s not a rumor but what is is that I’m a
Rock producer with microscopic tumors
Let’s say I’m a storyteller
Confined to my lonely cellar
Writing stories ‘bout my life, only better
Please get to know me better
There ain’t no skeletons in my closet
My closet is full of pastel woven sweaters
Seriously, I won’t hesitate to
Go end your fame so take it in stride as you
Tell grapes on the vine informational drama
At least I started the problem go on now
Not passing it on is regarded as thoughtless
And if y’all believing this then cool
Understand that what I’m saying, it’s true
Listen, I’m- I’m not lying
Give me the- give me the- the- the truth
And if y’all believing this then cool
Understand that what I’m saying, it’s true
So what do I do when
Real life gets too boring?
He- he tells- he- he tells a story
Is it true or false?
I had sex with your baby momma
Yolanda in Rwanda with no condom in a sauna
Well then, who’s at fault?
Me, if the crime is bein’ handsome
But what about the stabbin’ dude
Dyin’ in the bathtub?
Yea, those charges were dropped
But they barged in my spot
Armed with they Glocks
While I was in the backyard harvestin’ pot
I was shook, startled, and shocked
But still managed to dart in my Dodge Dart
To a nearby park and just watch
Reaction from afar, relaxin’ in my car
I broke out the plastic jar
And a package of cigars
I got so bent I started laughin’ like a ‘tard
And passed out right there
Woke up in Ashland with a broad
In a mansion with a bar
And the fanciest of art decoratin’ the walls
Y’all don’t believe me?
(Hey Al, is that honest to God)
Nah, but I’ll put that on you
And that gives me plenty incentive
To keep tellin’ the truth
And if y’all believing this then cool
Understand that what I’m saying, it’s true
Listen, I’m- I’m not lying
Give me the- give me the- the- the truth
And if y’all believing this then cool
Understand that what I’m saying, it’s true
So what do I do when
Real life gets too boring?
He- he tells- he- he tells a story
That’s a little rhyme, get that rhyme?
I put that rhyme in because quite often
Dropouts come in to catch the show
Them dumbass dropouts like those rhymes