Screeching Weasel - Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus lyrics

[Screeching Weasel - Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus lyrics]

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
She's got trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix
You will find a completely empty room

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem
With her uterus her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless

Her physician has injected fluids
In her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to eradicate
Her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem
With her uterus her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless



Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating now

No simple yeast or bladder
Infection could compare
To the pain that Jeannie's
Going through this year
Her husband's sperm was studied and
Swiftly passed the test
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
Artificial insemination can't
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs yeah!

Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem
With her uterus her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless

Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with her uterus
Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with her uterus
Oh yeah

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