Screeching Weasel - K-Mart Blues lyrics
[Screeching Weasel - K-Mart Blues lyrics]
Good morning everybody the company is red
0-6 is on call it's 9: 30, we're open!
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop
There ain't too bright
Attention Kmart shoppers! It is now 9: 25 and
We'll be closing in five minutes we
Ask you to make your final selections and
Proceed to the front line and
Checkouts our store hours are 9: 30 to
9: 30 daily and 10 to 6
On Sunday we'd like to thank you
For shopping at your local Kmart
And get the fuck out
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop
There ain't too bright
0-6 is on call it's 9: 30, we're open!
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop
There ain't too bright
Attention Kmart shoppers! It is now 9: 25 and
We'll be closing in five minutes we
Ask you to make your final selections and
Proceed to the front line and
Checkouts our store hours are 9: 30 to
9: 30 daily and 10 to 6
On Sunday we'd like to thank you
For shopping at your local Kmart
And get the fuck out
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop
There ain't too bright