Screeching Weasel - O. M. W. lyrics
[Screeching Weasel - O. M. W. lyrics]
That is truly what I'd really love to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
Then everyone would be in love with me
Oscar Meyer wieners! Get your hot dogs! Aw
They're made with all this shit from
A cow that nobody wants, like mucous
And marrow and eyeballs and bile
And all that crap that really
Makes them taste so damnreallyfuckinggood
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
That is truly what I'd really like to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
Then everyone would be in love with me