Screeching Weasel - Peter Brady lyrics
[Screeching Weasel - Peter Brady lyrics]
Will like you for who you are?
'Cause life is like a sitcom, a senior prom
And I'm OK, and you're OK
Grade A, 10-4, roger, over and out
Listen up, check it out
There's something ugly inside of you
Inside of you
There's a big empty hole there inside of you
Inside of you
There's something creepy crawling
On your brain there's something in you
It's red, white, and blue inside of you
As long as you don't have lots
Of zit's or small tit's or crooked teeth
Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeest
And people won't tape signs onto your back
Or beat the crap out of you
Or ignore your sorry ass
See, there's something vapid inside of you
Inside of you
There's a sweet little robot inside of you
Inside of you
So take off that silly mustache
Don't be a baby
There's a Pete Brady inside of you
Inside of you inside of you
Inside of you
Boy, I've really learned a lot today
(One) You act your age
(Two) You don't try to
Be something you're not
(Three) You find out in advance
What restaurant your mom and dad are going to
And go someplace else
Go someplace else go someplace else
Go someplace else