Screeching Weasel - This Ain't Hawaii lyrics
[Screeching Weasel - This Ain't Hawaii lyrics]
The girls are on the beach
In their string bikinis
The guys are strutting
Proudly showing off their weenies
Top 40 garbage spewing from expensive radios
As they primp their pampered bodies
And put schnozz-guard on their nose
This ain't Hawaii this ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
Prep school blondes and musclemen
With perfect heinies
There's more money on this beach than
All the tea in China
The girls all look like Nancy Drew
The boys like Jim McMahon their fat, white
Ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam
This ain't Hawaii this ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
In droves they hit the beach
In Porches and Ferraris
The sun has cooked their brain
They're on a surf safari
The lake is full of creepy snobs
I start to get annoyed
This isn't Honolulu, dummy, this is Illinois
This ain't Hawaii this ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
In their string bikinis
The guys are strutting
Proudly showing off their weenies
Top 40 garbage spewing from expensive radios
As they primp their pampered bodies
And put schnozz-guard on their nose
This ain't Hawaii this ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
Prep school blondes and musclemen
With perfect heinies
There's more money on this beach than
All the tea in China
The girls all look like Nancy Drew
The boys like Jim McMahon their fat, white
Ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam
This ain't Hawaii this ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
In droves they hit the beach
In Porches and Ferraris
The sun has cooked their brain
They're on a surf safari
The lake is full of creepy snobs
I start to get annoyed
This isn't Honolulu, dummy, this is Illinois
This ain't Hawaii this ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette