Screeching Weasel - Twinkie Warfare lyrics
[Screeching Weasel - Twinkie Warfare lyrics]
Way that you can
Six Ho Hoes in your mouth and
Eight Ding Dongs in your hand
When you slip into a
Peaceful nighttime snooze
Be sure to lock the door so
The Twinkies won't get you
They're comin' after you
They're gettin' back at you twinkie warfare
You left a Twinkie on the counter
On a rainy Friday night
It mutated and it touched you and
Ripped off both of your eyes
Your junk food ain't taking any
More bites from you
Maybe learn a lesson and eat some real food
They're comin' after you
They're gettin' back at you twinkie warfare
Twelve more Ho Hoes, an ice cream bar
A full-sized Nestlé Crunch
Chips Ahoy, and Oreos with jam
And Hawaiian Punch
Why do you think we look the way we do?
Punk rock junk food junkies
We're the Weasel crew
They're comin' after you
They're gettin' back at you twinkie warfare