Sharon Needles - Jingle Bells lyrics

Oi, oi, oi hey baby
Why don't you bend over and let me
Stick a Christmas tree up your arse
And let me call you angel
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh over fields we go
Laughing all the way ha ha ha
Bells on bobtail ring making spirit's bright
What fun it is to ride and
Sing a sleighing song tonight
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh hey daddy
Everytime a bell rings a
Demon gets it's horns heil Santa
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lake
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank
And then I sucked his (laughs)
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh heil Santa
Heil Santa heil Santa
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Oh I've been a bad, bad girl
Looks like I'm only gonna get a
Lump of coal this year (laughs)