Sharon Needles - Purple People Eater lyrics

Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and
I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater)
Yeah, it was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

Well, he came down to earth and
He hid in a tree
I said, "Mr purple People Eater
Don't eat me"
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause
You're too tough"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater)
Yeah, it was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

I said, "Purple People Eater
What's your line?" he said
"Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
That's not the reason that I
Came to this land 'Cause I want a job in
A rock and roll band"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater)
Yeah, it was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

And he swung from the tree and
He lit on the ground and he started to rock
Really rockin' around
It was a crazy little ditty
With a swingin' tune
A-bop, bop-a-loo-bop, a-bop, bam, boom

It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater)
Yeah, it was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

Well, he went on his way
And then what do ya know?
I saw his last night on a TV show
He was blowin' it out
Really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through
The horn on his head

It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater)
Yeah, it was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater)
Yeah, it was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks good to me