Sharon Needles - This Club Is A Haunted House lyrics

Once upon a time there was a little dead girl
Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa
She was discovered by a much more
Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful
Famous drag queen and her career took off!
Oh Lord, I've created a monster
You betta burn witch!

Get possessed by the DJ
You'll scream like Linda Blair
Pick up a trick or treat and
Come to the party tonightmare
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah! It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house

Is that a monster in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
We'll make you tingle like William Castle
TGIF the 13th! You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah! It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house

Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more more
And I want more more and I want more more
BOO! I scared you this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house this club woah!
It's a ha ha haunted house
Ha ha haunted house