Unicorn Hole, She Wants The D-Pad - Hookshot Lobotomy (Link) lyrics

Link! It's time for your awakening
Can't you hear the goddess sing?
Link! It's time for your awakening
The sword of legend is ready to swing
Link! It's time for your awakening
Display your skills and defeat everything!

Courage- it is the core of who you are
Do not be daunted by this clashing of stars
Instead kick ass with your rad repertoire!
Smash these dudes like they were
Pots full of rupees
With your Dark Link get-up you'll
Make them make a poopies
Hookshot em if they try to run
Headshot em with an arrow for fun
Or suck em back with your boomerang
Pitch a bomb to their face for an ugly bang

"Think you can stop the hero of time?
You're a chubby plumber
And I'm in my prime!
Your dino is nothing- I've
Slain King Dodongo!
This stubborn ape is strong
But he’s way too slow
The very idea is far beyond wild
That I would lose to a rat, some balloons
Or a child!

I thought this battle would be grand
But it's not half as scary as Deadhand
I thought this battle would be grand
Seems there's no challenge for
Me in this land

Seems there’s no challenge for me here

Now I stand with eleven fallen
Fighters at my feet
An evil hand laughs and rises before me
The one who dragged me into this strange land
The one who calls himself Master Hand
We've been fighting under
This monster's reign
But I have courage and The
Blade of Evil's Bane!
A mere wallmaster this creature is not
But I will fight with all I've got!
I’ll fight with all I’ve got!
I push everything else out of my mind
And ready my last assault- it’s
All on the line!"