Sheryl Crow - Volvo Cowgirl 99 lyrics

Video countdown, cyber phallic optics
Profligate talk shows scrounging for a topic
Rock-a-buy gravy train
Cradle's gonna rock me
Thirty-seven million's what Larry
Parker got me
World War fourteen, my first Sony
Beatles wrote the Nike song
And called it macaroni
Billy Jean, Burger King, chauvinist pig pen
US army only wants a few straight men

Ah volvo cowgirl 99, yeah, yeah

Panaflex, Soloflex, Genuflect Pope
What the world needs now is babies
Guns and hope
Guardian angel dust in the wind cries Mary
Wanna be Madonna but the price is too high
Very perfect rhythm Nazis in the
Pagan rhythm nation
Everybody's equal in the glow of radiation
Got a four-wheel drive and I
Park it in the driveway
When I get drunk, I drive it on the parkway
Gotta get a TV set for my car
Tonight's the Battle of the Network Stars

Ahh volvo cowgirl 99, yeah, yeah

Saniflush Bud-Bowl makin' me sick
'Cause anybody in a helmet looks
Just like a dick
Steely Dan, rather be hammer than a nail
The Serbs, the Poles
And the check's in the mail
Eat, sleep, live, die, fuckin' record label
G Gordon Liddy under the table, table, table
Clarence Thomas, Englishman
Frank Dileo's dong
Maybe if I'd let him, I'd have had a hit song

Ahh volvo cowgirl 99, yeah, yeah
Ahh volvo cowgirl 99, yeah, yeah
Ahh volvo cowgirl 99, yeah, yeah