Show Dem Camp - Big Liko (Skit) lyrics

Hello!

Hello, Big Liko!

Mr Lai

She yin, ahh big Liko iwo ni?

Yes, Mr Lai

Nice to hear your voice how are you?

Emmm this my problem

I've heard about it

I want to hire you as a PR
Man to help me clear this issue

No problem, it's what we do

You know with these American girls
I don't like the story kwata kwata!

You can't like it
Big Liko o ni like story e
See, these girls, the problem with
These girls of nowadays
They don't have home training especially
The American ones o ni
Home training wan teni one
Single home home training
You know, Big Liko, see
You have come to the right place because
What we do here is fix problem
And the best way to fix problem
In Nigeria is just to lie!
See, if they tell you that the sky is blue
You have to tell them that it's green
Just lie anything they ask you, lie even when
It does not make sense to lie
You will lie we have to
Just be lying constantly
So now, with this your case
It's a very simple
Problem you will tell them
That it's photoshop
You understand? The one that they put your
Yarnsh in the picture you will tell
Them that that is not your yarnsh they
Photoshop your yarnsh into the picture
In fact
You can even tell them sometimes if it
Goes too far, tell them
You don't have yarnsh, you
Know? See, so we lie the whole way through
Big liko, kwo ta ma she ni a ma lie
A ma puro for ni we have to lie