SiIvaGunner, Alejandro Espinosa - My Salsa lyrics
[SiIvaGunner, Alejandro Espinosa - My Salsa lyrics]
I don’t know dude
I think everybody’s all jealous and shit
Because I like
Make some bitchin’ fucking salsa dude
And I think everybody’s got a
Fucking problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up
With me after Iron Chef because
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe
So I get inside right, need a bite
Walk up to my cold fridge and I'm all like
"What’s my mood, do I want seafood?
Maybe I’ll even make some dip, dude"
I then spot "There’s no cilantro"
"Also, oh my fucking god, jalapeños"
"I swear to fucking god
There’s no fucking limes"
"Well, make a list, guess it’s shopping time"
And by now
The rest of the stuff I need’s written
'Specially the tortilla chips that crunch
A bit when bitten
And just start drivin’, go to Walmart
With the toys, and the games
And the mixin’ Hobarts
So like every single night I
Grab a snack to eat
And when I crunch into my chip
Tastin' spicy sweet
But tonight I crave summa stronger heat
I’m thinkin' muchos jalapenos can't be beat
Got a lot of gringos hating on my recipe
But, I just wanna kick back
With my tangy treat
This spicy shit is alright with me
And all you other chefs just
Despise me because you-
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe
It's Food it's Rude
Has Tude my Dude
It’s True bit Lewd
Please Chew go "Woo"
It's Cool yueah baby yeaah
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to
Take off their underpants
I’m the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty
Girls want to dance my salsa
Look out for my next single
It's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty
Girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty
Girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where’d everybody go?
I think everybody’s all jealous and shit
Because I like
Make some bitchin’ fucking salsa dude
And I think everybody’s got a
Fucking problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up
With me after Iron Chef because
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe
So I get inside right, need a bite
Walk up to my cold fridge and I'm all like
"What’s my mood, do I want seafood?
Maybe I’ll even make some dip, dude"
I then spot "There’s no cilantro"
"Also, oh my fucking god, jalapeños"
"I swear to fucking god
There’s no fucking limes"
"Well, make a list, guess it’s shopping time"
And by now
The rest of the stuff I need’s written
'Specially the tortilla chips that crunch
A bit when bitten
And just start drivin’, go to Walmart
With the toys, and the games
And the mixin’ Hobarts
So like every single night I
Grab a snack to eat
And when I crunch into my chip
Tastin' spicy sweet
But tonight I crave summa stronger heat
I’m thinkin' muchos jalapenos can't be beat
Got a lot of gringos hating on my recipe
But, I just wanna kick back
With my tangy treat
This spicy shit is alright with me
And all you other chefs just
Despise me because you-
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe
It's Food it's Rude
Has Tude my Dude
It’s True bit Lewd
Please Chew go "Woo"
It's Cool yueah baby yeaah
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to
Take off their underpants
I’m the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty
Girls want to dance my salsa
Look out for my next single
It's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty
Girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty
Girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where’d everybody go?