Skillz - 2011 Rap Up lyrics

Well excuse me
Take a few minutes to mellow out
Your boy Skillz on the mic back to tell about
The year 2011, who else gonna spit it to you?
Since you keep asking, I guess
(I'm gonna give it to you)

The year started off with predictions galore
With birds falling out the sky
And fish washing ashore
Great! What a way to start the race
Then Gucci Mane gets an ice cream
Cone tatted on his face
You thinking about a face tat? Reconsider
And Ciara got played by Rihanna on Twitter
Kim K proved she can hardly sing
And we got caught up in
The maddness of Charlie Sheen winning!
If you didn't hear
Rebecca Black's best day of the week?
Worst song of the year


And the quake left the coast
Of Japan in ruins
Y'all watched the royal wedding
Like you actually knew em!
And the government was slacking
Or causing distractions
Talking about shutting down i knew
That wasn't gonna happen!
I shout Obama though and Senate's the fashion
Cause we ended up toe tagging
That boy Bin Laden
But Oprah tho? She went out like a pro
And kept it real classy for
Her very last show got her own network
But that's moving kinda slow
The moral of the story is "be
Careful what you ask for"
Anthony Weiner had it rough
Weiner tweeted his weiner
Fam I ain't making this up!
And the media wins, cause I'd be damned if we
Could take our eyes off Casey Anthony
Innocent? I was sure they caught her
Is it me or was that one
Bad episode of Law & Order
And Schwarzenegger? He need a life teacher
Bro, you was going raw
Tho? In the housekeeper?
And every girl in the world went crazy
When Beyonce announced she was
Having her baby
That's power! But ladies, you can calm down
It's not like you getting invited
To her baby shower!
And Kim K said the wedding wasn't fake
Her marriage? That was shorter than
The East Coast earthquake
And yeah we watched the throne
But Lil Wayne's jeggings? Man
Them pants had a life of they own
A couple Twitter beefs got escalated
But the best one was Ray J and Fab in Vegas
They had me laughing out loud
I wonder where Ray is
(i'm with the Money Team right now)
Protestors got deep, and people went from
Occupying Wall Street to
Occupying all streets technology? Full-blown
Cause if you don't have an iPhone
Well you don't have an iPhone
RIP to Steve Jobs fasho
Cause that's how you change the
World before you go
Conrad Murray tho? Hit with fines
And found guilty, he gon have to do that time
Herman Cain rocked out and dropped out
The NFL dodged it, but the NBA had a lockout
Threw the season off-course
Damn Kobe! No prenup? Now a divorce?!
Vanessa gonna see a lot of cake
So don't be surprised if Kobe
Misses every shot he takes
This year was so crazy, and that old lady
Know damn well that Bieber
Ain't father her baby
Just cause I wanna do it
For no reason at all
I'mma just throw in a "Maybach Music"
The troops came home and that was great
But there's no humor to be found in
What was done at Penn State
Three thousand home runs, Jeter's the dude
And people still getting famous
Off of Youtube views
The white girl rapping was my choice
But where's the homeless guy? The
One with the radio voice!
Hoes keep winning tho
And you ain't gotta be a wife
To be on a wife reality show
A lot of deaths this year, was a shame to see
From Amy Winehouse to my man Heavy D
We lost a lot of people, to say the least
And they will all be missed
May they rest in peace
Y'all take care of yourselves
And make sure you celebrate life in 2012