Slaughterhouse - Microphone lyrics

Too many Indians and no Chiefs
I pull out the pistol when I pre-mote peace
I'm the blueprint
I have your clothes lookin' like they was
Designed by bullet holes and shoe prints
When I bless a joint, it's like Spock
Came up in the spot and grabbed
The beat by the pressure point
I got the Vulcan touch
I tell my bitch I'mma give up drinkin'
When she give her emotions up
Too many enemies and no killers
Too many that hate snitchin'
But know squealers i get stacks (stacks)
I blam hard with the click-clack
That Antarctica wrist wrap
I spit crack for y'all niggas to get dope
Y'all gotta wait for the
Transporter to get back
So who's the illest? What you talkin 'bout?
Die Hard like you Bruce Willis when
I shoot to kill it
Too many hood guys, not enough good guys
The way you say pussy in plural, is puss-i
I don't be fuckin' around on that microphone
When I'm kickin' them flows
On that microphone the illest nigga that's
Holdin' that microphone
I put my heart and my soul in that microphone
I put it down on that (microphone)
Turn up the motherfuckin' sound
On that microphone

But turn it down if you
Weak on that microphone
Lame niggas shouldn't speak
On that microphone
My ultrasounds show me holdin' a microphone
That's on my momma
I was born with a microphone
Groupies love Crooked I on the microphone
Like James Brown, I'mma die on the microphone
Too many rappers need to leave this mic alone
They on the same bullshit that Mike was on
You're lookin' at the unseen
Listenin' to the unheard
I kill your career with
One word: Slaughterhouse
You're verbally flirtin' with murder
You got some nerve
I lift your skirt like a young
Perv - knock 'em out
We the mob, homie who need a job
Plus I'm so fly tell Derek
Fisher I need a lob
Too many in this industry I need to rob
And if eatin niggas made you obese
I be The Blob
Fuck props, nigga this a different conquest
Listeners hear me spit and think
It's a pissin' contest i'm in it for power
If cowards try to stop me
They better off using a fishing pole
To reel in the Loch Ness
Yes! I got a barrel that'll spot wussies
If you are what you eat
How come I'm not pussy?

You lil' niggas better come
Off that microphone
I'm educated but I'm dumb on that microphone
Don't even bother
You'll be done on that microphone
I'll turn a father to a
Son on that microphone
I'm a revolver in the slum on that microphone
And tell The Source I
Don't need no microphone
Too many critics tend to be silly
Too many frogs go ribbit
But never leave lillies
I get it poppin' like a nine milli
Now I'm havin' a whale of a good time
I'm a Free Willy
Y'all lip singers take a pic, click
Cheese really fans, who their man
I'm they quick pick easily
None of you kids spit evenly
You body my verse is like
A thick bitch leavin' me
Ha ha, too many fantasies and no fame
Too many claimin' insanity and they so sane
Less than whack Scooby Snack lack flow game
Rappers everything I do be that crack cocaine
Your career is doobie wraps, slap Joe name
In any one of them verses
Say hello to the hearses
Too many monkey see, monkey doers
I slaughter pigs on my
Tail like Punky Brewster

Niggas know I get it in on that microphone
Y'all don't know where to
Begin on that microphone
I don't see how y'all could
Win on that microphone
A pioneer, I set trends on that microphone
Decide who you wan' be on that microphone
I see a bunch of lil' me's, micro clones
Too many 20 milligram Vic's I'm on
Killed the web
It don't matter what site you on
Say his mouth always runnin' off
I tell 'em bridge or tunnel
Give a fuck how I come across
All these wannabe tough guys, son is soft
Gun go off, havin' like a good show
Just spun 'em off
Treat old-timers like fags who drop the soap
They mic got Alzheimer's
Forgot that they was dope
Too many dogs, not enough barkin yet
Too many blueprints, not enough architects
Rhyme ain't started yet
Still every bar's a mess
Fuck record sales or who
The machine markets best
I'm the last muh'fucker that
Y'all should test i'm the sharpshooter
You the nigga I target next
Too many frontin like y'all that fly
Reaching, 'cause we set the bar that high

"I don't be fuckin around on that microphone"
"You lame niggas shouldn't speak
On that microphone" "You lil' niggas need to
Come off that microphone"
"Niggas know I get it in on that microphone"