Slime - I Wish I Was songtext (lyrics)

Well, I wish I was a cat, sitting on a rug
Pretty girls would pick me up
They give me a hug
They stroke me and pet me on my head
And all those wonderful things I
See sleeping on a bed

Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me
Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me

Well, I wish I was a mirror
On a girl's bedroom wall
All those mucky things, I would see them all
She walks around in a flimsy little nighty
And when she takes that nighty off, oh gosh
Oh lord how mighty

Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me
Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me well, I wish I was a mirror
On a girl's bedroom wall

Well, I wish I was a brassier
And spend my life in lust
Ride on the girls jumper and
Round the girls bust
I would be a hold-up man, like Butch Cassidy
And over the shoulder hold a
Brassier life for me

Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me
Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me
Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me
Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone, someone else
Not me