SMASH Cast, Katharine McPhee - I Never Met a Wolf Who Didn't Love to Howl. lyrics

Here's a lesson they should teach in school
When a girl gets curvy
And the boys all drool
If math and science just ain't your style
Just give that teacher a wink and a smile
For a passing grade, you won't have to wait
And you can thank him later when you graduate
'Cause, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!

Howwwl!

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!

If a nice diploma you wanna get well, then
Make that teacher the student's pet
Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!

The three little piggies sure had it wrong
When the wolf came-a-knockin' with
That old song

He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn
I gotcha!"
I say "Come on in" and I put on Sinatra!

The enemy wolves are just like boys
They use the big artillery
Like playground toys
But when they see my ammunition
In all it's splendor
I'll easily negotiate complete surrender
'Cause the medals on my chest will
Make them weak in the knees
And I promise I won't rest
Until we're all at ease

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!

Howwwl!

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!

'Cause a boy with a gun
Thinks it's fun to shoot
And that's a real big twenty-one gun salute

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!

Come and get me, boys!

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!

Howwwl!

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!

Seeing all you GI wolves gives me an idea
Tell Hollywood that I'm staying in Korea

I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

Oh, yeah!