SMASH Cast, Christian Borle, Katharine McPhee - Public Relations (SMASH Cast Version) lyrics
[SMASH Cast, Christian Borle, Katharine McPhee - Public Relations SMASH Cast Version lyrics]
Here she is, Miss Marilyn Monroe!
Will she have the answers that
Our readers want to know?
From India!
And Paris!
And from just across the pond!
We have so many questions
For America's smart dumb blonde
Here I am! I dropped in from the sky
For Look and Life and all the
Boys from Peek and UPI
Please let us peek behind closed doors
Where no one is allowed!
Well, I'm pretty good in private
But the truth is I'm better in a crowd!
I relate to men of so many nations
But public relations are my favorite kind
You're the story that we're
Glad we're assigned!
Dealing with one man can lead to frustrations
But public relations I have never declined
'Cause we're the guys who'll
Never leave ya behind!
A bunch of men with pad and pen
Is a way to have some fun
But, ladies, listen to me, confidentially
Nothing ever beats a one-on-one!
Still, you have come to me
For sex in quotations
So I'll use public relations to give
You a piece of my mind
Gimme, gimme, a piece of your mind!
'Cause the answer to a question
Is the way you're defined, like:
What do you sleep in?
Well, I adore Chanel No 5, and not much more
Any advice for a girl in the city?
If you're two-faced at least make
One of them pretty
The studio says "lateness is
Your favorite crime"
True, I've been on a calendar
But never on time
When you posed nude
Your inhibitions were gone?
Well, that's not quite true
I kept the radio on!
Ahh, yes, to chase the blues boys
I chase the newsboys!
Fame has plenty of perks!
When your life's a mess
Call the foreign press!
Be they:
Indian!
Parisian!
British!
German!
Or Turks!
Yeah!
I am glad you crave my best conjugations
Yes, public relations is my favorite sound
'Cause when I'm alone I can pick up the phone
'Cause the fourth estate is always around!
Yes, it's just good public relations!
Will she have the answers that
Our readers want to know?
From India!
And Paris!
And from just across the pond!
We have so many questions
For America's smart dumb blonde
Here I am! I dropped in from the sky
For Look and Life and all the
Boys from Peek and UPI
Please let us peek behind closed doors
Where no one is allowed!
Well, I'm pretty good in private
But the truth is I'm better in a crowd!
I relate to men of so many nations
But public relations are my favorite kind
You're the story that we're
Glad we're assigned!
Dealing with one man can lead to frustrations
But public relations I have never declined
'Cause we're the guys who'll
Never leave ya behind!
A bunch of men with pad and pen
Is a way to have some fun
But, ladies, listen to me, confidentially
Nothing ever beats a one-on-one!
Still, you have come to me
For sex in quotations
So I'll use public relations to give
You a piece of my mind
Gimme, gimme, a piece of your mind!
'Cause the answer to a question
Is the way you're defined, like:
What do you sleep in?
Well, I adore Chanel No 5, and not much more
Any advice for a girl in the city?
If you're two-faced at least make
One of them pretty
The studio says "lateness is
Your favorite crime"
True, I've been on a calendar
But never on time
When you posed nude
Your inhibitions were gone?
Well, that's not quite true
I kept the radio on!
Ahh, yes, to chase the blues boys
I chase the newsboys!
Fame has plenty of perks!
When your life's a mess
Call the foreign press!
Be they:
Indian!
Parisian!
British!
German!
Or Turks!
Yeah!
I am glad you crave my best conjugations
Yes, public relations is my favorite sound
'Cause when I'm alone I can pick up the phone
'Cause the fourth estate is always around!
Yes, it's just good public relations!