Soul Khan - Khangregation lyrics

Ladies and gentle ladies it is time for the
Congregation to rise with one voice and say

Now bear witness to the metamorphosis
That be getting your missus as
Wet as a swordfish is
Nah, forget about it i already lost interest
The truth is the truth and a metaphor isn't
You're ready to four-fifth it
You already forfeited
What would Cosby be like if
He never lost Ennis?
You don't really want it if we
Set it off in this so, just shut the fuck up
And let the god finish
I'm climbing up the pedestal
No matter what they said of you
Now you're thinking why'd they put a
Tiger in the petting zoo?
So, tell all the promoters that
Are dyin' for some revenue:
Your homie got it covered like
Tobias in a never-nude
But, I ain't David Cross
I'm the kind of giant that crossed David
And rock harder than what David tossed
At him, I split that like Kit-Kats
And swim through piranhas and shake 'em off

When time keeps slippin' and
Your mind's no different
Stand up lil' homie
You're part of a Khangregation
Whether Shalom aleikhem or A'Salaam Alaikum
Stand up lil homie
You part of a Khangregation

So, motherfuck who a problem
I'mmma sun, moon, and star 'em
For the junk you been talkin'
I'mma crush you to carbon
Decorated with ladies cause I
Come chew the carpet
A gentleman excelling in the
"fuck you" department
The fuck you done started
From that one-room apartment?
Now this shit is too heavy for
Just one spool of Charmin
Words are a weapon
So I cut through the jargon
If you reap what you sow
Then I uproot the garden
In other words, no novelty i only rap well
And sing a little, too
But I ain't no Maxwell
A native of the land of the Manuels
Overworked and underpaid like I made
With the GAP sells
So, stop talkin' down to those
Trying to break even
Or get thrown from the ring
Like Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Money come and go, but poverty ain't leavin'
So if this is my job
There's gotta be great reason

And thus concludes Chapter 1 soul Khan
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