Sparks - Tips for Teens lyrics
[Sparks - Tips for Teens lyrics]
I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
She's ninety and you're a teen
I'm trying to cheer you up
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean
Crash, bam, now you're looking good
Tip-top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good?
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Wake up to music and say you're too sick
To go to work
Soon, you will lose all your zit's
Tight sweaters no longer fit
Jet setters will make their pitch
I told you so, I told you so
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Don't eat that ice cream is it vanilla?
Give it to me don't eat that pastry
What's in the middle? Give it to me
Don't eat that burger has it got mayonnaise?
Give it to me
Keep that mystique up and wear a D cup
No matter what don't eat no curry
Before a very important date
Do I look so knowing and old and wise?
Maybe it's those Dacron ties
How come you keep asking me
For tips for teens? For tips for teens?
Crash, bam, now you're looking good
Tip-top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good?
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
She's ninety and you're a teen
I'm trying to cheer you up
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean
Crash, bam, now you're looking good
Tip-top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good?
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Wake up to music and say you're too sick
To go to work
Soon, you will lose all your zit's
Tight sweaters no longer fit
Jet setters will make their pitch
I told you so, I told you so
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Don't eat that ice cream is it vanilla?
Give it to me don't eat that pastry
What's in the middle? Give it to me
Don't eat that burger has it got mayonnaise?
Give it to me
Keep that mystique up and wear a D cup
No matter what don't eat no curry
Before a very important date
Do I look so knowing and old and wise?
Maybe it's those Dacron ties
How come you keep asking me
For tips for teens? For tips for teens?
Crash, bam, now you're looking good
Tip-top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good?
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don’t see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens