Spitty - Holy Grail Parody (Holy Whale) lyrics

You rip the clothes off your back
And I let you
You steal the food right out my mouth
And I watch you eat it
I still don't know how, how
You're so damn fat, ohh
You eat too many Twinkies
Make the toilet all stinky
Never do the laundry it's always wrinkly
You far from dinky
But I still don't know how
How you're so damn fat

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
Cuz you take up all the space
One day you screaming you on a diet
The next day you stuff yo' face
One day it's chips, one day it's Reese
One day you care
You're so obese sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Whale!

Blue told me remind you women
You ain't her but her name
Is what you be livin'
Blue whale, killer whale
Humpback that's really real
Humpback go jump back on that
Treadmill that's how I feel
Stair-climb, elliptical
Hit the gym be physical
You typing R-O-F-L and take
That really literal
I'm talking rolls on top of rolls
Stacks on top of stacks
Food on top of food fat on top of fat
Your shirts be stained with grease
Your pit's do need Febreeze
Go and make yourself a sandwich
Stop eating at McD's
I don't mean no disrespect all
Of y'all are beauties
I'm worried 'bout your health
Cholesterol's through the roofy
You got way too many chins more
Qins than a Chinese phonebook
Instead of diamond rings you stick
Your finger through a donut
All I'm sayings go for a run
Maybe hike up on a trail
So next time that I see you
I wouldn't think holy whale!

And baby, I really want you
But after you lose like a hundred pounds
Sipping from your cup till it
Runneth over holy whale!